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Huge thanx to everyone who ordered this limited edition shirt! Orders are hereby stopped and the design will now be shipped to the printing company so these get made within a couple of weeks or so. I will keep you updated on the process, as always.
Stay safe, everyone!
“Spewing Venom into the Eyes of Deities” shirts are to be made, becoz you asked for it! I’ll not bore you for too long (but long enough!), you know the drill by now.
This will be yet another limited edition and the quantity is by demand, meaning that the few extra shirts I print for safety reasons will be up for grabs when everything is sent out. And that’s that. So, to be sure you get one of these beauties, put in your pre-order now.
A few things first to start things off;
First: I’ll take pre-orders until August 18th, which is some 10 days, giving you plenty of time to decide if you wanna buy one or not. Then I’ll put in the order with the printing company and I should have them delivered to me some 2-3 weeks after that. This means I’ll be able to send everything out sometime in mid-September if nothing fucks up. I will of course keep you updated on the whole process, as always.
Second: If you’re in a country where your postal service is shady and unreliable… I strongly recommend that you pay for insured delivery on top of everything. Coz after I have shipped your stuff I take no responsibility for lost/stolen packages and I will not do any refunds or send out a new item. If you pay for insured and registered mail, you can claim your money back from the postal service itself. If you want to do this, you simply have to contact me before placing the order so I can check out the fees for your parcel, coz naturally it depends on the weight of it and where you live. And when it’s posted you’ll have a receipt with all the info you need. If you choose not to, there is simply no way for you to know where your package is and all you can do is hope it arrives eventually. Please, understand this.
Third: The size of the print and the colors displayed in the mock up pictures might not be a 100% accurate in real life due to the nature of printing, but we always aim to make it as close to it as possible.
With all that shit out of the way… I have told you this before but a reminder is always necessary. The reason I do this pre-order thing is simple; I don’t make much money off of TPH which prevents me to print a huge batch of shirts in various sizes just to have them laying around unsold at the end of the day. By pre-ordering you make it possible for me to see how many shirts I can order from the manufacturing company without worrying about eventual bankruptcy on my behalf. Sure, this always makes for some delay in the deliveries between payment and actual shipping of the shirts, but I simply can’t work it any other way. I know it’s not ideal, but I’m sure you understand. Honestly, I do shirts ONLY becoz you ask for it. The profit is shit and the amount of work involved is fucken horrendous since I do this myself with occasional assistance from my wife. That alone should be reason for you to buy this goddamn thing, right? But hey, this DIY thing is special…
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PRICES AND ORDERING INFORMATION:
As I have told you before, the costs for everything have gone up. Be it postage, padded envelopes, shirt manufacturing etc.etc… So this edition will cost more than what I have charged in the past. It fucken sucks but I did inform you about it earlier, and you all seemed to be fine with it (hence why these shirts can even be made in the first place).
Price is 250 SEK/shirt. Brand is Gildan Soft Style (on sizes S-3XL. On 4XL-6XL its Gildan Heavy Cotton) and payment is made thru PayPal to theprojecthate@gmail.com.
The prices includes PayPal’s fees as well as postage and packing. If you’re in Sweden and want to pay in some other way (Swish/bank transfer), you e-mail me at theprojecthate@gmail.com and we’ll work out the details. You can pay in USD or Euros if you prefer to do so, but make sure to use an online converter so the sum matches the ones listed, ok? Then again, PayPal will make the conversion to SEK easily, so… try to go with that, ok?
REAL IMPORTANT:
Make sure you write your name and address as well as desired size(s) with the payment. Your note should look like this:
TPH SHIRT (ADD YOUR SIZE HERE!)
Send to: *name, address, country*
ALSO KIND OF IMPORTANT:
I have a handful of digipaks for “Spewing Venom into the Eyes of Deities” left still, so I have decided to make a bundle available, one shirt and the digipak for 430 SEK. Mark your payment “BUNDLE” if you want this, ok? All other information applies.
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Last off, I always confirm your order. Always. If you haven’t heard from me in 24 hours – something is fucked. Contact me immediately thru theprojecthate@gmail.com if so, ok?
There we go. Spread the word if you give a shit and we’ll talk again.
Thanx for the support.
Cheers!
These are the last available copies of the digipak for our 14th beast of an album; “Spewing Venom Into the Eyes of Deities”.
If you prefer a digital copy you can get that for 150 SEK, once again paid through PayPal. That includes FLAC and instrumental versions as well as a digital booklet.
Please, make sure to include your full name, address and country in the payment or it’ll be hard as fuck for me to know where to send it.
Pick your poison. Or rather… pick your venom.
Thanx for the support!
If you wanna skip the ranting of Your King and just get to the crucial part, scroll down to the red text!
Greetings and Salutations, Haters!
It’s been quite a while since we last talked so let’s get right into it, shall we?
Almost 5 months ago we released out 14th album, “Spewing Venom into the Eyes of Deities”. To be very humble about it, we sure delivered something beyond spectacular! Huge thanx for all the e-mails and feedback, showing your love for this beast of a recording. Still to this day I couldn’t be happier with it and it truly puts a smile on my old face to see how much of a liking you heroes take in our latest creation.
None of you seem to have leaked it onto the Internet either, which is extremely surprising since it’s been, as mentioned, 5 months already. Either way, I truly appreciate it coz by now you all should know that the albums I make with TPH these days are only meant for you who make it possible to create them through your donations, meaning I can actually pay everyone involved for their efforts and realize my musical vision to the best of my capabilities.
It’s nice to see all of you treating it like that, like your own private possession, at least up to this point in time.
It never made sense to me why someone would want to support a TPH album by donating and then hand it out to everyone so they can just steal it instead of buying it from me, you know. Our sales are pretty much non-existing, and obviously that’s not why I do this, but every sold copy (digital or physical) is welcomed since it eventually gets me a beer or a pack of strings, haha… You know, stuff that helps creativity big time… like… beer or… strings.
Now when I have gotten all this shit out of the way, let’s get to the real reason for this post, huh?
This time around, for reasons unknown to man, I have received way more e-mails than usual asking about physical digipaks. Is CD making its way back? I dunno about that, but it’s nice that you ask for it! And you know me, I aim to please like a muthafucker. Just ask my wife.
This means that digipaks are right now being made for “Spewing Venom into the Eyes of Deities”!
Everything was sent to the digipak manufacturing company today and I should have these in my possession, ready to be shipped out, in some 3-4 weeks (that would be like the first week of May if nothing goes haywire)!
So, you may now put in your orders if you feel like owning yet another piece of TPH history in limited edition physical format. Happy times, huh?
– Since the world is not really what it was a year or two ago when I last made digipaks (Swedish postage is raised, prices for padded envelopes are up, manufacturing digipaks cost more, PayPal fee, etc) I will unfortunately have to charge a little more for them now in 2022 compared to previous editions.
– Printing such low quantities as a couple of hundred discs is also more costly per digipak than a larger quantity, naturally. But I can’t have a few hundred unsold digipaks laying around the house to no good use. You’ve heard pretty much all of this before and I’m sure you understand the situation.
What I will also do this time around is to limit how many digipaks you can buy, becoz of this;
– People have informed me that there are cunts at various sites who charge insane amounts for older, sold out TPH albums that I’ve released through the TPH imprint Mouth Of Belial Productions. I’m guessing these come from people who buy more than 1 copy for the sole reason of selling them to make a profit, hindering a “real” TPH supporter to buy the album in question when I have it up for sale. I rather that you get the album from me at the normal price. That’s all.
So, you will only be able to buy ONE copy. Again, that is… ONE COPY per person.
Hopefully this gives any Hater that truly wants this digipak for “Spewing Venom into the Eyes of Deities” a fair chance of getting one of these very limited gems without going bankrupt. I’m sure you understand this too.
PRICE: (THIS INCLUDES POSTAGE AND PACKAGING TO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD):
Make a note that says “DIGIPAK SPEWING”, and for the love of all things unholy: MAKE SURE YOUR ADDRESS IS IN THE NOTE when you pay! You’d be surprised if I told you how many of them orders in the past have had no address attached which makes for extra work that I definitely can do without.
Also, and this is unfortunately very important;
– Parcels to Russia, Ukraine and Belarus are, according to the Swedish Postal System, unlikely to get to their recipients.
– If you’re in a country that is shady to some extent when it comes to delivering your mail I STRONGLY advice you to pay for registered mail. Depending on where you live in this world it’s somewhere between 8-14 US dollars. If you wish to do this you need to contact me about it so I can check the exact cost for it. Please understand that I can’t take any responsibility for your package to arrive after I have mailed it out. If it’s lost, it’s lost. You’ll have to talk to your local postal office about any issues if/when they occur. That shit is out of my hands.
If you’re a fellow Swede and wanna pay through Swish or whatever, just contact me through theprojecthate@gmail.com and we’ll figure things out.
Last off; I ‘d like to extend the hugest “thanx!” to all of you who have asked for physical copies to be made once again, just like so many times in the past. I truly cherish the support shown from the start of every TPH Donation Experiment to this; the final stage when the album in question becomes a real thing that you can actually touch.
I’m not taking anything of this for granted and all of this is happening becoz of YOU, the Haters. I can never state that enough.
TPH is what it is becoz you make it possible. Take that to heart. I definitely do.
I’ll keep you updated as/if/when the amount of available digipaks start to run out, so you know.
That’s that! Spread the word so I can get rid of these digipaks and we’ll talk later.
In case you missed out on this, make sure to always follow our social media accounts as those are more regularly updated with quick updates than this, our official site.
On Monday the 30th of November, all beanies were posted. Now it’s up to the postal service to get your stuff to you safe and sound. Keep in mind that with the Covid situation going about it might take longer than usual for your shit to arrive at your doorstep. Be patient. And no, I can’t send you any tracking number if you didn’t pay for registered mail, so don’t ask me about it. This was made crystal clear when the ordering information was put up initially, you know.
Again, thanx a fucken bunch to all of you who craved some new Hate wear. Much appreciated.