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“20 years of purgatory” anniversary shirts now available for pre-ordering!
First off; I’ll take orders until July 1st which means, if nothing fucks up, that they’ll be sent out in mid-July. So, you have 2 weeks to grab this bastard of a shirt and then it’s off to the printers.
I have told you this before, but a reminder might be good, yeah? The reason I do this pre-order thing is simple; I don’t make much money off of TPH which prevents me to print a huge batch of shirts in various sizes just to have them laying around unsold at the end of the day. By pre-ordering you make it possible for me to see how many shirts I can order from the manufacturing company without worrying about eventual bankruptcy. Sure, this always makes for some delay in the deliveries between payment and actual shipping of the shirts, but I simply can’t work it any other way. I’m sure you know what I’m saying.
Price is 220 SEK/shirt (shirt brand is Gildan Soft Style) and payment is made thru PayPal. The price includes PayPal’s fee as well as postage and packing to anywhere in the world. If you’re in Sweden and want to pay in some other way (Swish/bank transfer), you e-mail me at theprojecthate@gmail.com and we’ll work out the details. You can pay in USD or Euros if you prefer to do so, but make sure to use an online converter so the sum matches said 220 SEK or we’re all fucked. Then again, PayPal will make the conversion to SEK easily, so… try to go with that, ok?
So, throw your hard earned cash over PayPal to theprojecthate@gmail.com and make sure you write your name and address with the payment. Your note should look something like this for clarity:
TPH SHIRT (ADD OUR SIZE HERE!)
Send to: *name,address, country*
Also, I ALWAYS confirm your order, so if you haven’t heard from me in 24 hours – something is fucked. Contact me immediately if so, ok?
A few more things about these shirts… the print might differ a little bit in size in real life compared to the picture(s) you see here, but we always aim to print as large as possible. Also, the actual shirt colors might not look exactly as shown in said pics. But it’ll be close if not a perfect match of course.
And naturally, this is the only print run I’ll make of these anniversary shirts, so when they are sold out they are… sold out. I will list eventual spare items when everything has been sent out, coz there are always a handful of people who want one (but ask to pay at a later date) and when it’s time to actually cough up the dough they vanish from the face of this plague ridden Earth. So, yeah… there’s always that. If you wanna be sure to have one of these shirts, just order it right away and become a better human being by doing so.
Enormous thanx to the ever-so-awesome Seiya at Ogino Design for the killer design, and a huge “cheers!” in advance to you people who will order this mighty fine piece of clothing.
Last off, don’t forget the 5th TPH Donation Experiment if you wanna help us create our 13th album as we celebrate 20 years.
TPH Donation Experiment 5 update and more!
Haters!
Yet another wall of text incoming! Bare with me as I rather keep these posts here at our official site and our Facebook page lengthy and the less informative, but still awesome, posts for Instagram. You know the drill by now.
So, here we go!
Nope, we haven’t reached the halfway mark of the $10000 goal needed to complete our 13th goddamned album just yet, but we’re getting closer to it as we are at exactly $4538,47! And 121 Haters are responsible for this. Thank you so much!
As said earlier, the past 4 Experiments have taken some 4-6 months to complete so I guess we’re pretty much in line with that, even though it feels like this time around it’s going slower than ever. We can’t let that stop the creativity though, now can we? Should we?
Preposterous!
I have decided to start paying the people involved with the money we have so far so we won’t delay the process more than necessary. This means that Mr. Sandström has now begun to record his championship grunts for our planned 13th album! Trust me when I say it’s a breath of fresh air to hear J‘s thunderous roars on the material instead of my mock up shrieks that I’ve heard for some 6 months or so now. As always, he is outdoing himself. The first song is done vocal wise and it sounds absolutely vicious!
Phew…
I’m so satisfied with what is being created and to say it’ll be just as dominating as “Death Ritual Covenant” is to put it mildly. This will destroy everything. Again. Goddamn.
As Mr. Sandström is now in full FTW mode, the plans are to have Ms. Asp complete her magic during the summer as well as having Mr. Verbeuren lay down his second-to-none drums starting in August-ish. I’m also waiting for Mr. Lars Johansson to come to The Dungeon and do his solos during the summer months. I’m sure a few invited guests will hand over their stuff as well as we go along… I always planned to spend at least the whole of 2019 with this beast, so…
That’s where we are at!
In the meantime I am working my ass off doing the insane amount of orchestrations and electronic stuff as well as working guitar and bass details each and every day to make sure this album exceeds everything I thought was possible. And by the sound of it, we’re doing just that.
But as said, we can’t finish this recording until the monetary target is completely met. So basically, I’ll use the money that comes in to make sure people get paid and can do their stuff little by little. Sure, this is taking a chance, but hey…. Our 13th album will be finalized when the target is reached. Simple as that. It is what it is. We’ll get there… eventually. It has to.
This obviously means that I truly need your help once again with spreading the word about the 5th TPH DONATION EXPERIMENT.
And this is the link you need for all necessary information.
So… let’s wrap this up for now, shall we?
Thanx to all of you who have helped us come almost halfway to the $10000 goal in a couple of months. It’s humbling that you give a fuck and it drives me forward each and every day to create something spectacular once again.
Last off, the anniversary shirts are coming. The last few tweaks of the design are being taken care of as we speak and I can’t wait to share this limited edition print with you guys.
There we go! Wall of text done.
You guys and gals take good care now and we’ll talk again as soon as I have something of value to report, ok?
Cheers!
Remaining digipaks and some news…
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Very few digipaks for “Death Ritual Covenant” left now! Yep, when these are sold out, this limited edition that you guys made possible is fucken gone. Our Facebook page has the exact amount of copies left so go there if you have a thing for stuff like that. Either way, click this link if you wanna get a copy.
You wanna order this new one and our 2017 album “Of Chaos And Carnal Pleasures” as a package deal? PayPal 300 SEK to theprojecthate@gmail.com and say “package deal” on the receipt.
Or fuck all that noise and move over to the following rant:
As you know by now, I have pretty much zero interest in basic social media interactions (use theprojecthate@gmail.com if you have any questions about TPH) and will obviously just continue to use it for necessary information that I believe some of you might find interesting. Like things I have told you before that might need repeating:
I am creating the Devil‘s music each and every goddamn day. I am challenging myself to the maximum of my playing capabilities. I want to go further. I want everything to be more vicious. Darker. I want everything to be more beautiful. Lighter. I want absolute devilry. I want absolute divinity. I want perfection. Again. And again. And again.
And that’s what I am working for. All. The. Time.
Hopefully you will all get to hear it one of these days. Coz ultimately, it is all in your hands. As you also know; you people make TPH happen now after I decided to give fuck-all about the record label industry a bunch of years ago. I am forever grateful for the insane support you guys show me with the TPH Donation Experiments being successful time and time again.
A potential THIRTEENTH album… who would love to see that muthafucken beast come down and destroy the universe?
I certainly would, but I guess we’ll see when/if the time comes, huh?
Be well, Haters. We’ll talk eventually.
Boom!
There we go! You see those paper bags in the background? It took some goddamn 4 hours to pack everything but now it’s done; the “Death Ritual Covenant” digipaks have been shipped (that happened Thursday, January 31st) to all of you who bought one.
With blood, sweat and tears (and huge assistance from my wife) these beauties will now inherit the apartments and houses of Haters from all over the goddamn world. As you know, I can never thank you people enough for supporting my work by purchasing this limited edition (300 made) gem.
On a side note; I truly hope I managed to sign the digipaks that quite a few of you asked for, but if I fucked that up for some of you; sorry! I think I nailed it though, but I wouldn’t bet my car on it. Anyways, as you also can see in the picture there are digipaks left. Quite a bunch even. If you wanna help me get rid of the remaining 50-60 copies you can do so by throwing 210 SEK over PayPal to theprojecthate@gmail.com. That includes postage and everything to any place in the world. Oh, guys and girls; please let me know when your package arrives so I know everything is ok. Just shoot me a mail at theprojecthate@gmail.com to do so.
Also, I raise my glass to the amazing people at Brotherson Media for the always impressive work with manufacturing these digipaks and for their insane professionalism. Can’t recommend these guys enough. Thank you, Andreas and staff! And while we’re at the subject of thanking people; here’s a huge “You da man!” to Mr. Seiya Ogino of Ogino Design for the new look of the very site you’re at right now. Without as much as a word about it it was just updated to my absolute delight. Cheers, buddy!
Last off, I’m definitely not going to be active on any social media platforms as explained in an earlier post a few months ago. I’ll just use it for important updates when needed coz I rather spend my time on creating music and enjoying everyday life in the real world.
Again, thank you all for the support and we’ll talk again eventually.
And they have arrived!
The digipaks look absolutely amazing and now all the work starts with packing them so I can ship them asap this week. It sure takes its sweet time to fill out the goddamn custom notes and everything else that goes into getting these packages ready, but in the end it’s all worth it so you heroes can have your physical copy and enjoy “Death Ritual Covenant” as it should be enjoyed; on your couch with a beverage of your choice and the booklet in hand while it’s blasting full volume!
When me and the missus have got everything ready to be shipped you’ll be notified so you get an idea when it should arrive. In Sweden it takes a day or 2 for it to arrive. Europe should take something like 3-7 days while the rest of the world is anything between a week and a month (or 2) depending on your postal service.
I’d appreciate it if you let me know through theprojecthate@gmail.com when your shit arrives so I know it got there safe and sound.
There are still a bunch of digipaks (I’ll let you know when I am running out of copies.) left in case you wanna be the proud owner of this 300 copies limited edition thing. If so;
PayPal 210 SEK (that includes PP’s fee and postage/packing) to theprojecthate@gmail.com and make sure to include your address in the PayPal note, ok? I always confirm your order so contact me immediately if you haven’t heard from me in 24 hours, coz then something fucked up along the way, ok?
Thanx to all of you who bought a copy so far. I appreciate it so much.